Kourtney. I'm 24, EMT-I and Paramedic student. The trifecta, commercial, volly, and ER EMS.


1. Sexual
2. Possesive
3. Jealous
4. Mysterious
5. Intense
6. Controlling
7. Resentful
8. Resilent
9. Cautious
10. Humorous

All true






Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"


"You think?" *Eats popcorn*


Anonymous said: Oh my god you are the most attractive person I have ever seen and I would join the code-3 club with you so fucking fast if you were my partner.





say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes


just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness


osmeac said: Hey aside from being ready to learn and work , do you have any advice for soon to be EMT students, thanks!

Everything will eventually come full circle.

seasstory said: hi my name Deniz Im from turkey Im job paramedic How many years are you reading?

I don’t know what you’re asking? Lol


REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

I like this post. I recently had to put a possum out of it’s misery someone had run over their back legs and it was trying to crawl across the road bleeding everywhere. Was really bittersweet to me

Anonymous said: You're gorgeous! You belong in a "hotties of EMS" calendar

Lol is there such a thing?


I am all kindling and firecrackers with the kind of body

that if touched, burns. Long ago I decided I’d never let it be

a bomb shelter- I am no one’s safe haven.

I am no place for refuge.

I am blood mixed with salt water and a burial ground

that used to be a heart before too many failed loves